Oh look, Chunk is making masturbatory hand gestures. While grunting "ooh baby" over and over. And then climaxes with a scream. While a giant python emerges with a "sproing" sound from his crotch. And glitter emerges from his trouser snake spraying over the girls he's wooing.
I can imagine exactly the sort of person who'd think that was a good idea. And the bottles of chloroform he brings to the playground.