Charles
He is speaking directly to his right hand?

mouser
Such path crossing is called a shortout. Gator blew a fuse.

Also, I'm impressed. Didn't know they could hold the charge like that.

Goofy Gorilla
It almost certainly must be a caiman, not a true alligator.

Baldr
It happens sometimes.

Tuan Jim
Should I know what this comment means or is a reference to?

Or, would I be better off not knowing?

Nikon
From Encyclopedia Dramatica:

It's a reference to something from the 5-episode hentai series Words Worth. The plot of the story isn't important, but there was a scene featuring a half-human, half-horse character named Stallion who, in a shocking twist for the genre, rapes a female prisoner. His Engrish catch phrase, "Your resistance only makes my penis harder," quickly evolved into a meme.

Comeuppance
It kept the alligator from spinning, but, yeah.

The alligator looked like it might have just been stunned, too - meaning that the defense only served to prolong the eel's pain (as I imagine being nearly instantly torn to shreds would cut down on the pain duration).

The Townleybomb
For fuck's sake it is an eel, they don't know what defense is. Also are you made of electric? I bet you're just jealous.

jaunch
It's our generation's Romeo and Juliet.

fedex
***** bonus fairy stars for you

Oktay
Take mine, they are "real".

Lurchi
"capable of producing a shock at up to 500 volts and 1 ampere of current"

Wikipedia says they're not even eels -- they're KNIFEFISHES. And Electrophorus electricus is a great species name.