my uncle and jon voight are friends. true story. my ucle got malaria while working on this movie. also i have a really bitchin "anaconda" hat.
This movie was very....i'm trying to find the right word, it was so....
Lusting derision? Despising attraction? Inviting smirk?
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
I thought this clip was going to be of when he was momentarily spit up by the snake, and he winks at J-Lo before being swallowed once again.
Anaconda was the first time I ever saw Jennifer Lopez, and this clip brings back the impact of that experience. I mean, my God, LOOK AT HER!
My first time see J-Lo was in U-Turn, which was really the wrong way to be introduced to her despite her exception display of nudity.
Let's all talk about our first times with Jennifer Lopez.
is for the L in 'J-Lo'
is for the O in 'J-Lo'
is for very very 'J-Lo'
is for... EEEEGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
At least that's what my friend Patrick used to sing in middle school when he insisted he had a cardboard cut out of J-Lo in his bedroom closet that was slowly stealing his identity. He had a theory he'd come to school looking and dressing more and more like J-Lo every day. The man took creepy fascination past creepy to funny.
All that was missing was a long mustache for him to twirl.
|WHO WANTS DESSERT |
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE
She can catch snake too
Thats basically the same expression I had on my face watching this movie.
|Spit Spingola |
I don't know if Jon Voight's face was the best or the worst special effect of this movie.
Now that's what I call minimal overacting!
Not only did Voight have that same expression on his face for the whole movie, there's also a scene where a waterfall goes backwards. I'm not even going into everything else wrong with this movie.
Hollywood's finest. I understand it spawned some weird sequels, too.
|Caminante Nocturno |
A movie like this getting a theatrical release is like someone getting away with burglarizing a police station.
In his defense, I'd leer at 90s jeniffer lopez just as intently.
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