L
is for the L in 'J-Lo'
O
is for the O in 'J-Lo'
V
is for very very 'J-Lo'
E
is for... EEEEGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
At least that's what my friend Patrick used to sing in middle school when he insisted he had a cardboard cut out of J-Lo in his bedroom closet that was slowly stealing his identity. He had a theory he'd come to school looking and dressing more and more like J-Lo every day. The man took creepy fascination past creepy to funny.
I saw Jennifer Lopez destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging herself through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix. Maybe it was "Maid In Manhattan"?
Not only did Voight have that same expression on his face for the whole movie, there's also a scene where a waterfall goes backwards. I'm not even going into everything else wrong with this movie.
Hollywood's finest. I understand it spawned some weird sequels, too.