|Toenails - 2010-12-12 |
Okay okay, hold up.
Now, what mall are these psychic readings that cure my aids?
|rapsnacks - 2010-12-12 |
I assume he takes breaths during those jumpcuts because damn. Jesus brain!
They do constant cuts, even in the middle of words, yet leave in his slurping and his cough. Which means either the cuts are random, or they cover up even worse mistakes than that.
|Mother_Puncher - 2010-12-12 |
Science and medicine is fine if you are a pussy but it takes balls of TITANIUM to take spiritual healing. That being said, God curing AIDs over the phone is kind of showboating. If he really wants to top Criss Angel, he needs to take a man who is trapped in a coffin at the bottom of the Mariana Trench with a bullet made of uranium in his skull and cure him. And clear all of his bad credit.
|memedumpster - 2010-12-12 |
This just makes me sad.
Okay, you guys have cheered me up enough, thanks.
|Species - 2010-12-12 |
|Robin Kestrel - 2010-12-12 |
Take that, Salem.
|Xenocide - 2010-12-13 |
Why can't the spirit cure this guy's Grandpa Simpson-style rambling?
I REMEMBER BACK DURING THE WAR I TOOK A MULE DOWN TO SHELBYVILLE, WHERE THE DEVIL LIVED. BACK IN THOSE DAYS WE CALLED THE DEVIL "SHIFTY MCGEE" BECAUSE HIS HAT ALWAYS HAD THE WIDEST BRIM YOU EVER SAW. QUITE A FELLOW, THAT DEVIL. INVENTED CORN STARCH, YOU KNOW, AND WITHOUT IT WE'D HAVE NEVER HAD PRESIDENT MCKINLEY. NOW THERE WAS A MAN WHO FEARED GOD! FEARED A LOT OF OTHER THINGS, TOO, LIKE CHINAMEN. ANYWAY, THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT I HAD JUST BEEN CURED OF AIDS BY A PHONE CALL, WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME.
|CharlesSmith - 2010-12-13 |
Christian Tom Cruise.
|Rape Van Winkle - 2010-12-13 |
This scared me.
|Jack Cooper - 2010-12-13 |
this was posted on youtube by "OnKneesForJesus". oh my.
|phalsebob - 2010-12-13 |
The power of cocaine compels thee!
|Syd Midnight - 2010-12-16 |
I would really like to hear the mall security guard's side of this story
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-12-19 |
It doesn't take much to make you thankful that your parents were sane.
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