Just the title to this video is worth 5 stars. I mean what the fuck.
Head bang, Fist pump...sure. However, napkin!
I get the impression that her parents listen to this crap all the time and that's exactly the motions they make while doing it. (Including the chili-eating.)
Dubstep Santa is going to stuff her stocking full of phat basslines.
In the same way that Johann S Bach play the well-tempered clavier for Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach while serving a health meal of Braunkohl und Pinkel to the young lad, this child will train its ears in the subtlety beats of Burial and Dubplate Drama, eventually surpassing the new classics of Silkie and La Roux.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the face of the future of music. Look now and muster whatever emotion your premodern husk can, for devolution starts today.
There are no subtleties, it's programmed into a machine. You can knock an LP of this out in a Hammersmith studio for about £200.
Next: a 400 post What.cd thread debating subgenres of dubstep.
Dubstep is for smoking pot to in a car with subs. It sucks quite a lot.
We'd throw dubstep parties in East LA about five years ago and I'd be the only white person there. So what's the deal with that term? Do you have white guilt or are you just racist?
What a cool kid
I bet it grows up to be bafflingly square
My toddler really likes the most recent album by The Bug.
It's OG dubstep!
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not a baby, but ok.
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