If only UFC was like this.

Dai Mahou Touge is perfect for people who thought Beating Angel Dokuro-chan didn't have enough lingering sadism in it. Every single fight the protagonist gets into is one-sided and full of needless cruelty. It's like they based a magical girl off of Steven Seagal.

For 99% of this video:
It's amazing how multiple fractures seem to leave no physical deformation at all.

Last 1%:
:|
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D:

Well thank God that's ov...

ಠ__ಠ

Princess Sleeper Hold can rescue her damned self from the castle.

Princess Waterboard

You'll shit bricks when you see it.

You are already deaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhh.

I was going to favorite this for the whole anime chick doing figure four locks...but...you know...the end...

All of anime summed up in about 2 minutes.

Four or five good solid fetishes in full effect.

D:

oh shit molar pregnancies!

FYI this show is awesome.

oh shi

I can't believe they're playing Melty Blood at EVO again!

They aren't kidding you guys. That figure four is pretty fucking painful.

Japan! No!

JAAPPPPPAAAANNNNNN!!!!

That's it. Japan, turn in your badge.

Let me reiterate an earlier point:

D:

Goddamnit.

Of course there's panty shots.

what

So, that happened.

Now THAT'S pain.

im not sure what im even looking at here