How do you make wearing underwear over tights not look faggy?
The sad thing is, if this is from the 90s, that suit is a pretty accurate representation of what they had turned Superman into by that point.
|Time Travel Mishap |
In this version of Superman he was supposed to have rebuilt himself with kryptonien technology when he went to visit the ruins of the planet. Not just built some kind of iron man suit but also given himself all kinds of implants and whatnot.
If i remember right from concept drawings that were floating around the internet he even had god damn frankenstien bolts coming out of his neck.
That being said I have to admit that costume looks pretty cool. If i pretend it was not supposed to have anything to do with Superman.
Assembled from about 2,000 fiber optic angels, purchased from a mall kiosk.
|Seven Arts/H8 Red |
Keep in mind, the man who thought Superman looked "too faggy" was an illiterate former hairdresser.
Would have been a better movie?
Needs "Jon Peters" tag.
Nic Cage mannequin.
Oh how I wish this movie had been made.
Well, glad we dodged that bullet.
|Nyms Lives! |
"Superman! Lex Luthor has taken over a gay disco!"
"Don't worry, I've got just the suit!"
"Spencer Gifts" tag
|B. Weed |
That would be a pretty neato costume for a Kryptonian (or even a really whacked-out version of Zod). But not for Superman.
(The light show would also look fun at a rave but I bet that costume's way too stiff to dance in.)
|Rape Van Winkle |
In the director's cut, Supes and Shumacher's Batman suck each other's dicks.
Kidding! It was in all versions.
I would have liked to see Johnny Depp's take on Superman. Too bad it was canceled.
Why is the mannequin seemingly modeled after Nicolas Cage?
|Hammer Falls |
Were they trying to out-Schumacher Joel Schumacher?
I hate everything about this, and I thank the lord above that they didn't make it.
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