This means every single joke ever written about hand models is true, even the shitty ones.
I literally watched this video with my mouth agape in horror and didn't even realize it until it was over.
Five fucking stars.
This is one of the most awkward things I have ever seen. good lord fuck this woman.
I couldn't watch more than 15 seconds of her
Is this Mystery's woman?
On a similar note, she's the embodiment of everything the TFL guys fear.
I'd fuck those hands
ZOOLANDER WAS RIGHT
She gesticulates like a nosferatu.
|Goofy Gorilla |
That's a great life. You got a great life there.
This woman has given a lot of inadequate blowjobs. Or really, really good ones.
Everyone who is blown away by her banal smugness has not worked with actors or models for any serious amount of time. This is relatively tame.
It really depends on the actor. They can be very hit or miss in sanity/humility.
ALL models are like this though.
im glad my hands are so fucking stumpy and ugly because then i can wash my hair properly so it doesnt look so fucking greasy
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
She may not be as terrible as she comes off. Imagine going fifteen years without opening a window or ever going outside without gloves, constantly sacrificing to work your way to the top of your field in total anonymity, and then, one day, someone from one of the major networks wants to interview you.
She just takes hand modelling really seriously, and while that may seem downright weird to the rest of us, it's absolutely necessary to be successful at it.
You're really opening my mind here.
Yeah, it's absolutely necessary.
Yeah except that everything on television is retouched and airbrushed to perfection, meaning that a nick or a scratch or a missing finger wouldn't mean shit and you're just trying to add an air of mystery and class to the fact that you wash dishes on camera for a living.
She and I have different ideas about what is "seductive." Stars for Katie's bear claws and for the last line.
GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS
This shit is just like those lame comedys where the whole premise is taking something really mundane and making the characters get really serious about it. This is Yu-Gi-Oh characters battling for souls with a child's cardgame.
Anybody ever buy one of those "disc doctors"?
The little machine that helped polish out the scratches on a cd?
My friend was the hand model for that, and she got the job because she happened to be the marketing department contact who set up the photo shoot. and she has nice hands i guess. it's not that damn hard of a job.
She never modeled again, but she married a rich dude and lives in Zurich now.
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|Jet Bin Fever |
She'd better hope everyone she ever meets is ALSO a hand model, otherwise she's due for a punch in the nose.
She sure ain't a face model.
As the interview went on the slowly dawning realization that she was being completely, 100% serious about all of this just blew my goddamned mind.
Hey, the bitch in this video is REALLY ugly!
where the fuck were the kids I grew up with while this woman was building all of this useless confidence?
oh, right, beating the shit out of me and calling me a fag
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