|The Mothership - 2010-12-17 |
So is this stuff only marketed below the Mason Dixon line? And why is Condi Rice shilling for them?
Oh, and a bonus star for injecting tranquilizing medicine up the butt in a gas station bathroom.
|Triggerbaby - 2010-12-17 |
I like to think it prevents mechanical seizures.
|CharlesSmith - 2010-12-17 |
I hope butt gel becomes a thing. There's a lot of unexplored territory in that family of potential products.
|HankFinch - 2010-12-17 |
1:38 - I was about to say something very mean here but I should stop
|Meatsack Jones - 2010-12-17 |
It's diazepam for use as a suppository. It's mainly for use in pediatric patients or adult patients who are status epilepticus. Both are very hard to get IV access on for normal 10mg via IVP doses to halt the activity. I have used it a couple of times on the pediatric side in field, and it rocks. The kid had been seizing for over 20 minutes with a 15 minute air medivac ETA for transport to a ped's ER and no IV access evident. This stuff, had him relaxed and out of seizures in 3 minutes.
So, it's a Valium enema?
|Tom Collins - 2010-12-17 |
Yeah, when I see somebody incapacitated, the first thing I think of is what can I shove up their butt.
|Oscar Wildcat - 2010-12-17 |
Jackie is just speeding away
Thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Stuck a Valium up in her ass,
Said hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.
|roughnready66 - 2010-12-17 |
Directions for the caregiver to administer the rectal gel:
•Put the person having seizures on his/her side in a place where he/she cannot fall.
•Remove the protective cover from the syringe by pushing it up with your thumb and then pulling it off.
•Put lubricating jelly on the rectal tip.
•Turn the person on his/her side facing you, bend his/her upper leg forward, and separate his/her buttocks to expose the rectum.
•Gently insert the syringe tip into the rectum until the rim is snug against the rectal opening.
•Slowly count to 3 while pushing in the plunger until it stops.
•Slowly count to 3 again, and then remove the syringe from the rectum.
•Hold the buttocks together so the gel doesn't leak from the rectum, and slowly count to 3 before letting go.
•Keep the person on his/her side. Take note of what time diazepam rectal gel was given, and continue to watch the person.
|dbtng - 2011-03-18 |
Oh, my. The comments. The 'unexplored territory'. I'm in tears.
This is even better. A headhunter from a medical supply company contacted me today. If I took the job, one of my duties would be to ensure that nobody steals the butt gel.
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