|Nikon - 2010-12-17 |
Cool! Hank and Chewy were finally killed.
|Night Train to Mundo Fine - 2010-12-17 |
|poorwill - 2010-12-17 |
yup, that's a videogame alright
|Adramelech - 2010-12-17 |
I am drinking the tears of the YouTube comments.
"It takes a moon to kill Chewbacca, not a shit game"
|Xenocide - 2010-12-17 |
Somewhere in Space Hell, Greedo is smiling.
Well, actually, his species can't smile. They express pleasure by leaking a thick greenish mucus from the left ear. But you can rest assured, wherever Greedo is, he is doing that thing, which is gross.
|Boxhead - 2010-12-17 |
So I was surprised to realize that this actually pissed me off a little.
Fuckin' kids these days. Keep your spiky gauntleted hands the hell off my nostalgia.
|Chancho - 2010-12-17 |
This game looks like shit. Back to art school, kids.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-12-17 |
|chumbucket - 2010-12-17 |
more pews than the Sistine Chapel
|Albuquerque Halsey - 2010-12-17 |
I was mad until I saw the inside of Han's mouth, then I calmed down because this was just an empty simulacrum being killed.
|Rudy - 2010-12-17 |
God I hate this series.
|fourthguy - 2010-12-17 |
OK, I read the Youtube comments, and here's a question that's been on my mind for a long, long time: Why do internet people even give a shit about "canon?" Not just with Star Wars, but with anything. Why do people care whether some guy says some fictional event "actually" happened or not within a universe that was made up to begin with?
Same thing for those "shipper" people who argue endlessly about whether Harry Potter and Snape would buttfuck each other or whatever, like it's some factual bit of information that can be verified. I know this is a largely meaningless question on the internet, but seriously, WHY. WHY DO YOU CARE.
When you dedicate your entire life to a fictional universe it becomes very fucking real. Also most of these people have none of the usual social interaction, so fictional characters become their outlet for gossip and "he said, she said" banter.
I was replying to the "not just Star Wars" part. I can't think of an argument for the preservation of Star Wars canon.
The only thing worse than canon is fanon.
Just imagine if he killed Jesus.
|theSnake - 2010-12-17 |
Press 'Circle' to rape your childhood
|Jet Bin Fever - 2010-12-17 |
This is a garbage game. This is the only way they could get anyone to play it.
It's actually pretty fun. Unless you're the kind of person who doesn't enjoy throwing electrified stormtroopers around like bowling balls because you're too jaded to live.
|bopeton - 2010-12-17 |
This looks terrible. Gameplay looks repetitive, the art sucks, and the inclusion of this event turns the story into automatic bullshit.
|RomancingTrain - 2010-12-17 |
I think I've seen this exact same QTE in another game. I think they ripped off swinging on the little turret and ripping off the lid of the AT-ST from God of War or [PROTOTYPE].
|Sphinx - 2010-12-17 |
|cognitivedissonance - 2010-12-17 |
It's ok, he survived it. It becomes canon gaiden.
|Billy the Poet - 2010-12-17 |
I'd mess up that inadequate, doughy-faced Han Solo impersonator too.
|Robin Kestrel - 2010-12-18 |
Man, those are some slow laser bolts from Han's pistol.
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