I do believe this heralds our entry into the post-postmodernist era.
...yeah, its an improvement.
"kickin them to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger", is like looking for a man as well-adjusted as Michael Jackson. The whole point is he's supposed to have been sexy in spite of his looks.
be fair dude, swagger is a really hard word to rhyme with
"I was just stabbed by a serrated dagger."
"omg... that guy on counter-strike is a serious lagger"
"When I worked at the grocery store I was a bagger."
"Your pants are the ones we called, at the store, 'the sagger.'"
"When the police came I pointed at the boy and said, 'He's the tagger.'"
"I'll kick him to the curb if he's too much of a bragger."
Not THAT hard.
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