Word.

I apologize if the wording is offensive. I chose the words because I thought the juxtaposition of the palindromic phrases was humorous. If you have a better suggestion for a description, I am willing to edit.

"Transwoman suggests you have a doctor inspect your pooper. Suggests consequences for disregarding her advice."

Tell it, don't sell it.

I don't think those words mean what you think they mean

Alternatives have been suggested such as "ze," however, no one will know what the fuck you are talking about it if you use it.

Using s/he while in some ways is offensive, it also captures the social tension around the issue and might be appropriate if for no other reason than being true to that tension.

most transsexuals want to be called by the gender they associate with.

So just call (her), he. (She) refers to (herself) as Drew, therefore, call (her) him.

I feel like I'm in a humanities tutorial. So 5.

NO. You are all completely wrong. It's Pat.

:(

It's awesome, you don't know what you're missing.

(Though you do get your own boobies, which I guess more than makes up for it.)

You just have to content yourself with your Skene's gland, the prostate of the female body.