Submitter's name makes this perfect.
I don't even have time to watch this yet, but I can tell it's worth 5.
|Eroticus E |
Put some bling in your fling. This whole thing is magical.
"There's nothing like going to a bar to test your confidence."
|The Mothership |
Is this the real deal? Is this the same bunch who were doing the original vajazzling, or is it a knock-off?
Either way, 5 stars for all the uncomfortable women without perfume on their vagina and secrets 'only their lover can see'.
Put it on your SEDUCTIVE AREAS, your PRIVATE AREAS, your KISSABLE AREAS. Even dudes can use it tool; to stay dry... WHERE IT COUNTS. Like your upper chest, your toes, or perhaps your butt. Where else would it go?
FOR 30 MINUTES
the way they advertise this makes it sound like a fucking cult. i could only watch a couple minutes because i was too creeped out/pissed off. 5 stars.
|Robin Kestrel |
This is very creepy and sad.
I haven't been here or logged in for awhile, but I had to for this.
I loved the slo-mo shot or her pulling the bikini out of her ass... with confidence!
My friend pointed out:
"I think one of them has a neurological disorder. Or is just the worst actress ever."
|Sudan no1 |
I bet Tommy Wiseau Tajazzles everyday.
|Macho Nacho |
But you guys this product gives you confidence, keeps you dry, AND makes you taste delicious!
Did I mention it keeps you dry and tasting delicious?
No, Dumbo, the magic was inside you all along!
wtf, this is incomprehensible. seriously.. wtf.
They keep saying it's for guys too but I don't see any dudes in the commercial flashing secret crystal butterflies.
|Big Muddy |
I don't know why, but watching her poke her veiny tit-capsule with a chapstick of Parfume de Retch at 8:40 made me wonder why they don't just sell that shit on it's own! "It's chapstick for your snizz!"
Porn moguls have the best schemes.
succeeds in confuso-marketing where The Secret and Dianetics left off
|That guy |
Dear Marauding Space Aliens,
Yep. Do it.
I said I could think of reasons not to destroy us all, but they have slipped my mind in the last 30 minutes.
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