Apparently the only way adults can have fun is with boners and boobs. I've never seen anything with "for Adults" on it that was about renting cars and fiscal responsibility as opposed to sex.
Wasn't supposed to be a reply.
Anyway, "boners" and "boobs" are both good tags for this.
This 1-dimensional joke somehow never gets old to me. "Adult Books": morally ambiguous, challenging novels etc. etc. "Adult Gifts": bbq apron, golf course calendar, etc. etc.
Also, remember when Billie Joe Buttfuck was a site member?
....yeah, good times.
I am here to sponsor legislation that will make it a federal crime from here on out to use "Z" instead of an "S" on the end of a word to make it seem "hip" and/or "edgy."
It's only hip to people who bought Mind of Mencia on DVD for Christmas. I think most everybody else has moved on from thinking it's cool which makes your effort sort of like No Child Left Behind.
Do we have to change using Z in the middle of words too? Like us Americans using "Authorize" instead of the British "Authorise"?
Everyone knows that cartoons appeal to childr- er... I mean adults! I really want to see this commercial on TV.
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People do not talk like this in real life.
Why are all these bandz shaped like a woman going to the bathroom
You said you wanted SEXY bandz, yes?
It's a woman on a toilet!
THESE RUBBER BANDS ARE GIVING ME ONE HELL OF A BONER
don't use them that way, you're just cutting off the circulation
Woah, a friend of mine just told me these are pretty much a mainstream product, and you can buy them at Urban Outfitters.
The voice of a grizzled, drunken MILF sucking on a Werther's Original
All these stars are for who can tell me what the fuck that thing second from the left is.
Oh wait, I just figured it out. It's two people boning. I'm not sure what the fuck I though it was before. Some sort of weird jism stain?
this is what happens when you drop acid while looking at an old paint by number picture in the study.
Why are they having this discussion YARDS FROM AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?
think about it. who benefits most from this product? 8 year olds!
hey, selling dick shaped rubber bands to children, that's just great
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