|Nyms Lives! |
No "child molester narrator" tag?
My money's on the narrator being a retired stripper.
Merry Christmas, ya heathen bastards.
The blonde kid with the red shirt has got some absolutely bitching hair. I now intend to base my entire look on him.
Woah whoa whoa, wait a minute Ice Cream Bunny. The part of the story I didn't like - Is that Santa gave up looking for the reindeer after an hour. He didn't put up posters or anything. He just sat in his sleigh like a goon and waited. Santa has to think, you got deer, you got a responsibility. If your reindeer are lost, you don't look for an hour and call it quits. You get your ass out there and find that fucking deer.
|White Trash Party |
Holy shit they were playing this movie in the liquor store I was in the other day. I don't know why, but it was so so appropriate.
This is just a nightmarish patchwork of a film. The Rifftrax crew recently released a download of their take on this for the holidays and appropriately enough, some of their commentary is little more than screams of horror. But it also features the line, while the movie's ersatz Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn(?!?) raft ashore to "Old Man River" played on kazoos "This is why Paul Robeson actually left America."
So what do you suppose Santa will do to the reindeer after he gets home?
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