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Desc:yes... that's what we wanted you to theenk!
Category:Classic TV Clips, Humor
Tags:Simpsons, USSR, parade, Lenin, berlin wall
Submitted:Ludo Smell Bad
Date:12/28/10
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RomancingTrain
Everything is written in Cyrillic.
Gwago
The fact that all this is upside down does not detract from the stars.
fluffy
Or backwards.

Cena_mark
Classic Simpsons, plus its true. Even today we still can't trust those damn Russians/Soviets.
Desidiosus
How do you keep track of everyone you can't trust? The list is huge!

Cena_mark
It helps to lump them into large groups. If I placed every individual Russian, Chinese, English, etc on a list it would contain billions. But grouping them makes it all efficient. Its better to watch your back then have a knife in it.
Russians ignore international laws and treaties. During basic I learned about Russians coming into Alaskan waters with drift nets trying to steal our natural resources, and how we have to chase them out and board their ships.

augias
"_RUSSIANS_ ignore international law and treaties." !!!! hahahahahahaha these stars are for you, boy.

pineapplejuicer
i thought you were at basic, chief

Cena_mark
Pineapple: I graduated from basic training. It was only 8 weeks, but it felt a lot longer than that.

A gay ass: The U.S. just doesn't sign some treaties so we aren't held accountable by them the Russians sign treaties and blatantly break them.

Innocent Bystander
So being evil is all right, as long as you don't claim you're not evil?

augias
I was talking about international law but whatever CENA MARK LEARNED ABOUT THIS IN BASIC BY THE GUY WHO STANDS OUTSIDE THE MESS HALL YALL, THE RUSSKIES ARE STEALING OUR PRECIOUS KING CRABS

chumbucket
Long John Silvers will not stand for this atrocity!!

Stars for spiraling the montage to Lenin Zombieski

GQ
Wait, BRITISH? You still think the fucking BRITISH are out to get America?

Desidiosus
You didn't think they'd give up the US without a fight, did you? They've been waiting for revenge for almost 250 years.

Ocyrus
8 weeks, huh? Why weren't you man enough to join the Marines and go through 13 weeks of training?
Stop talking tough pencil pusher.

Cena_mark
Protection of natural recourses is just one of many roles us Coasties take. We also do national defense, AND Ocyrus I won't be pushing pencils I'll be pushing thugs in the water when I'm on a boarding team.
Nothing against the Marines, but it wasn't my calling. The CG has the 2nd toughest basic right behind the Marines. I'm pretty sure I could have handled Paris Island.
PeeQ: I've been to England... can't trust them and their nanny state ways.
Innocent Bystander: Why would we sign a treaty that isn't in our best self interest?

memedumpster
If the South is still fighting the civil war, the British may as well be our enemies too. Watch out, the Indians usually side with the Brits.

Ocyrus
The Coast Guard is hardly military, aren't you ladies still under the Department of Homeland Security?
Also, I've probably done more VBSS missions than you can ever dream of... in the middle of the ocean none-the-less, not in coastal waters.
Besides, I'll bet you are probably checking life vests on the Great Lakes.

garcet71283
Cena says something, and the whole internet responds.

Cena, start a website, seriously!

Riskbreaker
lol, Cena is afraid that the king of england will try to take back the usa.

Cena_mark
I'm about to stop responding to Ocyrus, because all he does is insult my service. We are more disciplined, smarter, and tougher than the others. My 8 weeks at Cape May were hard as Hell. We're under the DHS, but that gives us more power than other branches. If the Navy or Marines were to board a foreign vessel it would be an act of war, but since the USCG is under the DHS we can board foreign ships and not have the same fall out. A USCG boarding officer can take some Navy Seals onto a Russian vessel and not have be an act of war.
I doubt you have been on any VBSS missions and I haven't been on any because I'm fresh out of boot camp. If you knew any thing about VBSS you'd have respect for the Coast Guard.

Syd Midnight
I still haven't forgiven Homo neanderthalensis for their crimes against humanity back in '-31724. Gonna fuck up that hairy slopebrow Cena. You melonheads ain't so tough now that your war mastodons went extinct.

TeenerTot
CG Cena Turgidson: keeping those Russkies from stealing our vital fluids.

Ocyrus
I'm sorry, I only spent 4 years as a Marine Recon Operator... you are right, I have no idea what I'm talking about, next time you are on leave, come pay me a visit, I'll buy the beers before you blow me.
Care to tell me how many SPIEs you've done, also what is the maximum number of men on a line. Oh that's right... you have no idea, because you only go after soft targets and have never needed vertical insertion. Have fun in your ribs.

TeenerTot
I love zombie Lenin.
The Mothership
Five for zombie Lenin.

erratic
"trying to steal our natural resources" Just repeat that phrase over and over again, emphasizing different words each time until you realize that it never makes sense no matter what inflection you use.
Caminante Nocturno
Noinu Teivos.
GQ
Every conservative's wet dream
Cena_mark
It would be awesome. We'd remake Red Dawn and Bond Movies would get better.

garcet71283
I've got to side with Cena here.

Riskbreaker
I was going to say this might be a dupe, but who cares, fantastic bit.
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