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Category:News & Politics, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:snow, penis, local news, sculpture, small town
Submitted:joelkazoo
Date:12/29/10
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Comment count is 34
simon666
Snow-penis erected, then castrated by angry neighbors. News at 11.
pineapplejuicer
local news is so thoroughly, profoundly useless
kingofthenothing
Yeah, I mean, they can't even autotune this one.

Cyberblah
A much better snow penis (NWS):
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4372/snowpenis.jpg
(take out any random spaces, of course)
mouser
Last frame makes this all worthy.
FABIO
This certainly can't be a college town.
Redford
Two sculptures of male genitals were torn down! It's terrible what was upsetting to the children who saw the snow genitals because they are very clearly upsetting to everyone!
Ocyrus
So glad I don't live in that backward state.
People that make the human form out to be obscene are obscene.
Smellvin
"My son doesn't even know what that is."

If your SON doesn't know what a penis is, you might have a bigger problem than snow sculptures, lady.
duck&cover
Then there was that miraculous day, when someone put a magic condom on the snow penis and it came to life.
Nikon
For you.

The Townleybomb
+1 for the 17-year-old mother of a 2-year-old who's worried about a bad example for her son.
La Loco
Well, a evil cock did impregnate her and steal away her youth. I'd want to shield my child too.

maggotlimbo
Midwestern townies are the most useless wastes of life, but easy.

Riskbreaker
THE PENIS IS EVIL!
Burnov
Stars.

Robin Kestrel
Brire Gill thinks about penises a lot, and it upsets him. Ghina with an H hopes her son never learns what a penis is.
mashedtater
thats a name you use on the pole right there. and i dont mean the north pole.

dead_cat
The 'H' is for herpes.

Caminante Nocturno
Every single person in this video has dead, lifeless eyes.
Oktay
That's because they've all been traumatized by a penis sculpture.

dead_cat
It's because they killed the giant snow penes. For this terrible act were duly punished by Zeus, who cursed them, depriving them of their souls, and making it so every time they close their eyes all they see is an enormous dick getting closer and closer....

Caminante Nocturno
Isn't that the plot to Ulysses 31?

Avengingatheist
For once I agree with a cop, laughing and driving away was a perfectly valid response
The Mothership
I hope that cop comes when they get called on my snow penis.

Anaxagoras
Small towns: the epitomy of everything that's wrong with America.
That guy
Local police sergeant: "The display, which has been torn down without charges being pressed, is still unacceptable in the community. Remember that shit come election time."

dead_cat
Snow dicks are an American tradition!

In fact, I have it on good faith that should a US snowfall sufficient for the construction of a snow wiener pass without at least one being built somewhere, the corpses of Lenin and Stalin will spring back into horrid, unkillable life, and Communism will reign supreme. And that you're a shithead.
Riskbreaker
The terrorists will conquer with the power of their snow dongs!

tamago
So glad I live in Austin. I'd have killed myself already if I was trapped in a stuck up town like this.
fluffy
Good luck building a snow penis in Austin

TeenerTot
Lady, if your babby "doesn't even know what it is," then what's the problem?
Timothy A. Bear
Frosty the snowpenis knew
The sun was hot that day,
So he said, "Let's run and
We'll have some fun
Now before I melt away."

Humpety hump hump
Rudy
This type of depravity will keep happening until all matter is outlawed.

VALUES YES, MATTER NO!
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