Snow-penis erected, then castrated by angry neighbors. News at 11.
local news is so thoroughly, profoundly useless
A much better snow penis (NWS):
(take out any random spaces, of course)
Last frame makes this all worthy.
This certainly can't be a college town.
Two sculptures of male genitals were torn down! It's terrible what was upsetting to the children who saw the snow genitals because they are very clearly upsetting to everyone!
So glad I don't live in that backward state.
People that make the human form out to be obscene are obscene.
"My son doesn't even know what that is."
If your SON doesn't know what a penis is, you might have a bigger problem than snow sculptures, lady.
Then there was that miraculous day, when someone put a magic condom on the snow penis and it came to life.
|The Townleybomb |
+1 for the 17-year-old mother of a 2-year-old who's worried about a bad example for her son.
THE PENIS IS EVIL!
|Robin Kestrel |
Brire Gill thinks about penises a lot, and it upsets him. Ghina with an H hopes her son never learns what a penis is.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Every single person in this video has dead, lifeless eyes.
It's because they killed the giant snow penes. For this terrible act were duly punished by Zeus, who cursed them, depriving them of their souls, and making it so every time they close their eyes all they see is an enormous dick getting closer and closer....
For once I agree with a cop, laughing and driving away was a perfectly valid response
Small towns: the epitomy of everything that's wrong with America.
Snow dicks are an American tradition!
In fact, I have it on good faith that should a US snowfall sufficient for the construction of a snow wiener pass without at least one being built somewhere, the corpses of Lenin and Stalin will spring back into horrid, unkillable life, and Communism will reign supreme. And that you're a shithead.
The terrorists will conquer with the power of their snow dongs!
So glad I live in Austin. I'd have killed myself already if I was trapped in a stuck up town like this.
Good luck building a snow penis in Austin
Lady, if your babby "doesn't even know what it is," then what's the problem?
|Timothy A. Bear |
Frosty the snowpenis knew
The sun was hot that day,
So he said, "Let's run and
We'll have some fun
Now before I melt away."
Humpety hump hump
This type of depravity will keep happening until all matter is outlawed.
VALUES YES, MATTER NO!
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