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Desc:'He'd be miserable as sin, only sinning's not allowed'
Category:Classic TV Clips, Educational
Tags:Charles II, Horrible Histories, Rapstoration
Submitted:Spastic Avenger
Date:01/08/11
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The Mothership - 2011-01-08
Give it up for the real King of Crunk, bitches,

WHAT?!
baleen - 2011-01-08
I kinda think The Upper Crust did this kind of thing way better. And with metal.
La Loco - 2011-01-08
Ugh.
Spastic Avenger - 2011-01-08
Your family name isn't Cromwell is it?

La Loco - 2011-01-09
Yes.

Spastic Avenger - 2011-01-08
Just to add some background: this is from a childrens series called Horrible Histories that airs on CBBC. Episodes often have a song in them, and it is currently gathering a large viewer base outside of its 7-14 target.
JimL2 - 2011-01-09
hey my name's charles the second and I'm here to say, I used to rock the court in a kingly way

hollaaaaaaaa
JimL2 - 2011-01-09
charlie two on the mic with the curly 'do
you might have one mother but my children had a few
hollaaaaaaaa

JimL2 - 2011-01-09
c to the h to the arles on the throne
when I start a-rappin' all the wenches shout "you own!"

hollaaaaaaaaaa

JimL2 - 2011-01-09
yo what's up everyone this is Chucky R.
I spent nine years in exile after the battle of Worcester

hollllaaaaaa
throw yr hands up up hapsburg netherlands
what's up now you roundhead mother fuckerssssss

JimL2 - 2011-01-09
C. Rex comin' atcha like a musket blast
chopped off my dad's head but I'm built to last
hoofed it from the heat, did the grind in france
and was given back the crown when cromwell shit his pants

I take care of my implements, I polish my tools
satin cushion in the palace for my family jewels

my cock's like a volcano spewing thick white magma
so horny that I had to conquer India
sent Lord Essex to the tower when he wouldn't play
and I even dipped my balls in the Hudson Bay

but if you want a battle don't go kicking it live
because I died in february of 1685

hollaaaaaaaaaaa
JimL2 - 2011-01-09
yeah when you're the king, the whole nation's your whore
the major foreign policy dispute during my twenty-four year reign was the second anglo-dutch war.

rockin' horns and string beat
making pussies swell
four hundred years before grandmaster flash and melle mel

yeah I'm back at England's helm
got no need to mope
so fuck the parliament and the motherfucking pope
I got my family in control, covering earth like night
I'm proof that there's still hope for the rich and white

the scottish king on the scene
giving lessons for free
check out my baby picture, at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Charles_II_Prince_of_Wales_Egmon t.jpg

JimL2 - 2011-01-09
p.s. holllaaaaaaaaaaaa

The Faghorn - 2011-01-09
PS your flow sucks but keep going on.

JimL2 - 2011-01-09
DID YOU WATCH THE VIDEO FAGHORN

JimL2 - 2011-01-09
carlos dos live from scotland
here to tell you the time;
onomatopoeiae should never be used to make a rhyme

ring ding, motherbitches
clockin' you out like fuckin' westminster quarters

oops wait that hadn't been invented yet
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