|The Mothership |
Oh my, my my my my my. At first I thought that this was captured perhaps by someone going fatty-watching at the mall, and they just came up on gold; the truth is far more sinister. The you tube comments provide essential context.
What a lovely lesson in body language.
Not to mention his friend creepily filming the whole thing.
I just like the way the girl is literally shielding herself from him, as his awkward 'opening' is subconsciously interpreted by her as the prelude to physical assault.
Holy Fountain of Evil! WHO WANTS DESSERT should be given some kind of medal for finding this guy.
where was he even going with that?
I'm guessing he thought she was gonna say "I am intrigued and challenged by the mental quandary you have presented, and flattered that you value my opinion on such an issue. Here is my phone number."
holy wow this dude's videos are amazing
I'm just gonna say you all should watch his latest (1-4-2011 #2) video. Holy shit.
Likes: Anime, Fight Club, underage asian girls.
Dislikes: Bitches, hos, tricks.
Wow. I'm going to submit that if someone hasn't already.
|WHO WANTS DESSERT |
EDIT: i realize the girls are underage they looked 18 from far away. once i got close and realized they were young i bailed. when people go out in public they are putting themself into public view anyone can see them just like anyone can see what you post on facebook so it is legal to film people that are in public. them being underage doesnt matter ....i think.... as long as i dont touch or communicate a offer of sex to a underage girl then nothing i do is sexual harassment so im pretty sure its all legal... but i hope im not wrong maybe i should delete vids with underaged girls... and i definitely would not accept an offer to hangout with a girl if i found out she was underage. Legal age is 16 here in hawaii
Keep in mind next to a normal sized man these women would probably look 18, I am just so massive that any woman standing next to me probably looks underaged
i enjoy filming these attempts its a hobby of mine
hopefully i get better haha
to everyone out there wondering i dont mind if people comment with criticism i would rather people be honest in their comments... doesnt bother me if people say lose weight fatass and stuff like that
i realize its a double standard for me to want a hot girl when I am fat and ugly. I realize i dont deserve a hot girl, and im not making these videos to make some type of statement like "omg look at me im so lonely no hot girl wants to be with me"
im mostly making these videos for entertainment purposes. some people might find it entertaining to watch a fat dude trying to pick up hot chicks and that is my audience
if you really wanna know i am working out alot and im trying to get healthier and lose weight and i realize i shouldnt expect to score a hot chick if i am fat and ugly, i completely realize i am shallow for mostly caring about a girls looks so i think its totally okay if hot girls dont wanna be with an ugly guy. I see nothing wrong with it. I am shallow so i dont mind if the girls are shallow too...
the main reason for these videos is simply because its a hobby of mine and i feel like these videos are entertaining. Im not trying to make some kind of statement, im just having fun
A lot of the comments tell the guy to make up stuff on the fly instead of using prepared lines, but if your mind believes that "I am a huge fat so every girl looks underage to meeeeee" is a valid statement, maybe he should use a script for everything he does.
|The Townleybomb |
Funny, "aoahuj" is the sound I made when this make me puke.
he'd do better if he talked another fatty.
|White Trash Party |
Some of the PUA stuff is actually good advice if you take it with a grain of salt (look nice, have confidence and blah blah blah), but when I think of the type of guys who use all those routines verbatim I always picture them looking like this guy here.
PUA is like Objectivism, the good advice is things you already know, and it's only there to legitimize a larger mass of really bad advice, so if you're looking to it for guidance you've already failed Humanity 101.
They don't need PUA to be told to dress better and be confident, they've been told that every day of their life. If they were willing to do it, they wouldn't need the PUA crap. It's for loathsome tards who want to know the cheat code for unlocking vaginas.
I'm always amused by how morbidly obese men and women refuse to accept a mate who is also obese. They feel entitled to what they like, just like how they're never forced to eat a salad and always walk out with a mouthful of fries when McDonalding. This guy's time would be better served at a part time job where he can save up for a lifelike RealDoll to simulate the kind of sexual encounters he refuses to have with the heifers in his league.
"All of these very pretty girls, skinny are so superficial because they won't talk to a fat, sweaty, obnoxious loser like me!"
|Caminante Nocturno |
Maybe this is supposed to be viral marketing for a cartoon about a sad, lonely manatee.
She's putty in his hands now.
|Eroticus E |
This channel is the best thing I've found on youtube in a long time. Thanks, Educational.
|Syd Midnight |
I like it when a videos Top Rated Comments are a mix of excellent advice and terrible advice. It's like a really easy multiple choice quiz that he's gonna fail because if he knew the correct answer, he'd never have done this in the first place
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