|Jet Bin Fever |
This is more degrading to women than it is to men.
There are actors on craigslist who will work for free for material for their reel, why does everyone just make commercials with their awful friends acting?
because no actor would willingly sit near whatever that thing the middle woman is sitting on.
Men all click the remote this this....
And women are all like this...
Ladies! Tired of car accidents ruining your outfits? Well shut up, because Judith Marsh is here to fight for you! No matter how many male derrieres stand in her way, she won't rest until she's gotten you a settlement! Unlike men, who rest all the time! Cause they're lazy, am I right? Yes, I am.
Judith has been fighting the unfair insurance companies, which are all men, for over 20 girl-years. Those are like regular years, except for ladies. Judith is a lady. You are also a lady!
So come watch as Judith gives birth to your settlement! The pain is excruciating, but she can handle it, because she's tough, like a woman! Which is what she is. She is also white, if that helps.
Remember: she's YOUR lawyer, assuming you hire her and pay her standard rate.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Men aren't afraid to say the word "ass" in their lawyer commercials.
Sisters are suing it for themselves.
|astropod five |
The woman in the middle seems to need to remind herself that she is a woman every five seconds so she doesn't forget.
She's like a goldfish. She can't remember anything for longer than 5 seconds unless she reminds herself.
Her work in Cathy v. Lockhorn changed history.
WELL WE'RE TOUGH ENOUGH TO GIVE BIRTH!!!!1111
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