erratic Don't be alarmed now, it's just a spring clean for the may queen
augias Oh well that hedge looks just beautiful now. Thank god we got that machine that does such detailed work, and think of all the money we saved by not doing it with our hands.
augias My argument in song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxAXM4LGnHQ
Tom Collins You're an idiot if you think this is about the hedge. That farmer's got a wall in his basement covered in Killdozer articles.
TimidAres At first I thought how cool a job it would be to operate that thing.
Then I thought about what those blades would do to a person.
Then I thought about how some of those minesweeper Sherman tanks in WW2 that had the spinning chains on them. They often used these to promote a faster surrender from stubborn German dudes.
Then I thought that it sounded like a cartoon automobile.
Menudo con queso Please note the smoking, burnt-out village in the background. That thing is just just working its way up the Country Road of Death.
Timothy A. Bear Oh yeah, that bit of nowhere was totally unacceptable.
Raggamuffin This is a country club where you pay your fucking dues.
Jet Bin Fever Luckily little Jimmy wasn't hiding in his favorite spot that day.
Oktay Is little Jimmy deaf? Because otherwise I don't see a problem.
Robin Kestrel I didn't realize which way the blades were oriented before they started spinning, and I assumed the machine was just going to trim the very top of the hedgerow.