Doomstein
Don't forget he's 5'5" and 250lbs of pure bubblegum mocking his 6'1" opponent for being a loser.

If this fight is real, which I doubt it is, I NEED to see it.

Unless the dungeon-master's opponent is in a wheelchair, or has a heart attack, he's completely fucked.

ponpoko
like buck angel sans swagger

Riskbreaker
Why not combine both?

"When you see a hot girl in the streets, throw a couple strikes, then an armbar. If she taps, it's a date"

Smellvin
5:1 says he goes to his local Piggly Wiggly Saturday and starts yelling and throwing his shoes at random people.

Doomstein
I'd pay $30 to watch this guy get choked out.

I think the UFC could use that as its new business model. A bunch of fights between skilled fighters, and then they send one of these jokers to get his collarbone broken by 15 year MMA vet Otto Von Thrust-Kick.