His dedication to "the tea party and all the pastries" alone, earns him the big 5 constellation. But who can deny the songs conclusion; that the day Sarah Palin becoomes president is the day Hell itself will freeze over.
Yeah, that's what I was most thrown by! They took a song about how The American Republic will remain strong and resilient because it's under the guidance Our One True God, except instead of The Almighty, they're talking about Sarah Palin instead.