Looks straight out of a robocop movie.

Do you remember that period in the 90s when fucking everyone had this god damn thing and walking through a parking lot resulted in a mixed chorus of "STAND BACK. THIS CAR ARMED WITH VIPER!!"

Tell me it was just a box of snakes you put in your car.

Lie to me if you have to.

Chris Meloni, look out!

I enjoyed that show.

I remember loving this commercial just for the CGI viper head at the end.

How come all urban cityscapes on TV from this time period look like this?

It was around the 80's that car thieves began using the humble mongoose in their day-to-day operations.

VIPER MAKES YOU MEEEEEELT

Serves her right for having that saxophone play her out of the car.

Still better than my high school principal's car, which just said "I'm being tampered with" in a whiny voice.

According to a recent NYTimes article, this is Rep. Darrel Issa's company, and nifty side note, that's his voice telling you to step away from the car.