Wait. Do all of the girls have horrifying tramp stamps or just you?
I am unimpressed by this girl's cleavage or the fact that I can play checkers with an attention whore who I cannot smell, taste, touch or fuck. This sounds like the worst idea ever. I hate it and I hate her, her voice and her lack of fun looking fun parts
Spoken like someone who isn't too scared of human contact to pay for a lapdance or frankly communicate at all except through the medium of virtual warfare
so wait are you going for a "I fucking hate girls that try to use nerdy hobbies as a way to make bank" shtick or is this a serious hangup for you?
But, yeah. This site is obviously some stupid gimmick that will be turned into another straight up "watch me masturbate on webcam" site that gets spammed. The idea of playing checkers or billiards with camwhore is pretty hilaious but a site that caters to this is pretty awful. The way she presents herself to me sexually for a paysite where you play games with other camwhores is pretty hilarious. I don't play video games enough nor care enough to get genuinely upset over this from a "gamer" point of view but I do find this very idea hilarious.
Good for this girl; make money any way possible. I'm more disappointed with the dudes who actual pay for this service.
Yeah, yeah. Hookers gonna hook so go after the Johns. I reckon.
I didn't say anything about Johns. I have nothing against Johns. We're talking about dudes who pay money to play videogames with girls.
So, which is worse, this or maid cafes?
Could I get her to threaten to rape my family? That would be so hot.
my brief bro-ish colloquialism was supposed to have these five stars attached, indicative of my appreciation of the humor you introduced to my day. but now I suppose it is squandered. the world, she turns.
That was supposed to be an additional reply to duck&cover but clearly I fail at life today
|Influence Device TIMR |
I hate women
Holy shit, you can play CHECKERS with hot chicks?
|Grandmaster Funk |
I thought the whole point of shooting people on Xbox Live was to hear them shriek with impotent rage.
(points to empty sad life)
|Robin Kestrel |
-1 because she's not wearing glasses.
So basically I could pay a "hot" chick to beat me at Halo and call me a "camping faggot nigger" instead of having a 13 year old do it for free?
how the hell did i not think of this
According to a recent GameCrush newsletter, girls are discouraged from saying 'no' to troublesome players, obviously to keep those players on the site - http://www.auntiepixelante.com/?p=854
Is there a version of this for people who just don't want to play with jerks?
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
I admire the ingenuity of the concept, and I think the girl is really cute. However, for me, the best part of masturbation is that you don't need another person, and I'd hate to give that up. Anyone who is this lonely needs to get a cat.
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