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Desc:Stiff-arming kills.
Category:Sports, Humor
Tags:MMA, UFC, cage fighting, Steve Jennum was a Ninja
Submitted:LetsFistAgain
Date:01/20/11
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Comment count is 19
citrusmirakel
Oh, I do hope this isn't going to be a trend.
Cena_mark
Shitrismirakel: This is how I interpreted your post. "I hate MMA cause I'm lame."

spikestoyiu
We get it: you're not good at sports.

Baldr
Martial arts, from MMA to TKD are all about playing out adolescent fantasies. Yeah, you'll totally armbar that rapist, just like the guy in the video, and the girl will want to come home with you, and you'll both live happily ever after. Also, your friends and random strangers on the internet will respect you. We'll shower you with flowers and apologize for one-staring your shitty warrior-by-proxy videos.

spikestoyiu
We get it: you're fat and not good at sports.

Sexy Duck Cop
How many girls did the jocks "take" from you in high school?

pineapplejuicer
The timeless "let me just stick my arm up there and see what happens" guard
sosage
You guys haven't caught on that MMA is fake?

dichotic1
I thought everyone knew -- or at least that it was only useful as steam-release material for fatties and bouncers.

Robin Kestrel
Is MMA fake? Was it always fake? I never really followed it, but I thought that at least in the pre-UFC days it was genuine.

pineapplejuicer
http://mmasoldier.com/mma/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Marcus-Davis_ Eye_THUMB1.jpg

It's totally fake, look at all that makeup on his eye

simon666
404 on that url there.

simon666
here's one that works: http://tinyurl.com/daviseye

Richmond
Even more gross, the Eastman Cut:

http://www.themmaspace.com/file/pic/gallery/thumb/4109.jpg

On the off chance anyone really is unsure, it's a regulated sport. Predetermining the outcome of a UFC match is the same as rigging a horse race or fixing an NBA game.

sosage
Both very much doable, but for those with broken sarcastic detectors: I was joking.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Fucking idiot.
Cena_mark
This is from the old days of UFC. Not everyone was familiar with defense against those moves as they are now.

heyitslozeau
Yeah, I think this might even be pre-hoyce.

spikestoyiu
I can't tell what's real in these comments anymore.

There's no such thing as pre-*R*oyce UFC. Royce's brother, Rorion, started the UFC, and Royce won the first event.

This is from UFC 4.

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