|citrusmirakel - 2011-01-20 |
Oh, I do hope this isn't going to be a trend.
Shitrismirakel: This is how I interpreted your post. "I hate MMA cause I'm lame."
We get it: you're not good at sports.
Martial arts, from MMA to TKD are all about playing out adolescent fantasies. Yeah, you'll totally armbar that rapist, just like the guy in the video, and the girl will want to come home with you, and you'll both live happily ever after. Also, your friends and random strangers on the internet will respect you. We'll shower you with flowers and apologize for one-staring your shitty warrior-by-proxy videos.
We get it: you're fat and not good at sports.
|pineapplejuicer - 2011-01-20 |
The timeless "let me just stick my arm up there and see what happens" guard
It's totally fake, look at all that makeup on his eye
404 on that url there.
here's one that works: http://tinyurl.com/daviseye
Even more gross, the Eastman Cut:
On the off chance anyone really is unsure, it's a regulated sport. Predetermining the outcome of a UFC match is the same as rigging a horse race or fixing an NBA game.
Both very much doable, but for those with broken sarcastic detectors: I was joking.
|Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2011-01-20 |
This is from the old days of UFC. Not everyone was familiar with defense against those moves as they are now.
I can't tell what's real in these comments anymore.
There's no such thing as pre-*R*oyce UFC. Royce's brother, Rorion, started the UFC, and Royce won the first event.
This is from UFC 4.
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