this is how I watch TV

24/7 playback for Guantanamo detainees.

Sweet mother of God, what diseased, syphilitic brain dreamt up this horror?

When I was a little kid I had temporary death experience. If anybody should ever ask me what that was like now I have something to show them.

So that's why Veidt did it.

in other news, The Clapper yesterday appointed Aphex Twin as their Director of Creative Innovation

MY DUMPLING MY DUMPLING MY BUMPLING MY BUMPLING MY BUMPLACE MY BUMPLACE FROM PLAYSKOOL

RAISE YOUR HAND
YOU GOT IT
RAISE YOUR HAND
YOU GOT IT
RAISE YOUR HAND
YOU GOT IT
RAISE YOUR HAND
YOU GOT IT
RAISE YOUR HAND
YOU GOT IT
RAISE YOUR HAND
YOU GOT IT

Now do Row Row Row your Boat!

Isn't this already here? Maybe with different commercials? It's familiar, somehow.