LetsFistAgain - 2011-01-22
Try to look me in the eyes and tell me that you will not buy the shit out of this.
That's right you cant.
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Pillager - 2011-01-22 Only if it's in the bargain bin.
I'd rather have a rehash of Quake or Blood if I have to relive 1996.
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Foux du Fafa - 2011-01-22
I'd still hit it.
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Mother_Puncher - 2011-01-22
Embarassing for who? Anyone who buys it thinking it's "art" and being disappointed or the people who won't buy it because it's not "art"?
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Mancakes - 2011-01-22
They remembered the alien sphincter thing!
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Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2011-01-22
This looks terrible. Just another fps that a competent studio could have shat out in a year and a half. Its not like I ever cared about duke nukem but I think it might have been better if this never really did come out, this is sorta raping my childhood, I remember playing the hell out of the original apogee duke nukem on a 286.
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twinkieafternoon - 2011-01-22 Did you cry when they turned Sonic the Hedgehog into a werewolf?
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oddeye - 2011-01-22 I don't give a shit about Sonic or Duke Nukem. This just looks like crap.
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Riskbreaker - 2011-01-22 So, Duke Nukem is ruined because they left the character just the same way he was? Ok....
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spikestoyiu - 2011-01-22 The sarcasm tag PROBABLY wasn't necessary.
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WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2011-01-22 The cleverest thing about this trailer was using a song called Invaders Must Die
And even then, welp
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Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2011-01-22 @twinkieafternoon. no. I never played sonic
@RomancingTrain yeah good point.
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FABIO - 2011-01-22 The entire appeal of Duck Nukem 3D was that it did things that no other game had done up till 1996. It was obsolete the instant Blood came out a couple years later.
This is like a checklist of things shooters have already done since 1996.
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Space Helicopter - 2011-01-22 Oh wait, so I didn't buy the game for tits, violence and blowing the shit up out of everything? Geez, I probably wouldn't enjoy Duke 5D today because now it does nothing new.
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Adham Nu'man - 2011-01-22 A more appropriate song for the trailer would have been Chinese Democracy by Guns n' Roses.
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Harveyjames - 2011-01-22 Romancing Train that does not sound like a cast-iron guarantee
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twinkieafternoon - 2011-01-22
I've heard this man possesses balls of steel...but that was not confirmed in this advertisement, nor in the tags, so I don't know what to think.
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StanleyPain - 2011-01-22 I also heard that he likes to imbibe of bit of the old chewing gum now and then before he decides to take on the task of defeating ne'er do wells, but will only do so if he is, in fact, completely out of his current supply of said gum.
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Sudan no1 - 2011-01-22 looked like bronze to me. -2 ballz
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lieutenant halfabeef - 2011-01-22
They should have just paid People Can Fly to do the game years ago, because Bulletstorm is this, but moreso.
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oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2011-01-22
I really wish this game never comes out. Its production must be eternal.
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Blue - 2011-01-22
Someone must create an amazing Disney World add on where you can visit Haunted Mansion and Pirates of the Caribbean or it doesn't count!
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theSnake - 2011-01-22
Everyone laughed when I preordered over a decade ago. Now who's laughing?
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FABIO - 2011-01-22
1:41
Development microcosm
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CornOnTheCabre - 2011-01-22
the requirement to have an opinion on this franchise died about 7 years ago
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Koda Maja - 2011-01-22
Still waiting for a Redneck Rampage rehash.
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sosage - 2011-01-22
The game industry joke that assholes still think is funny. I can't wait for it to release so we can all stfu about it.
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oddeye - 2011-01-22 an epic saga of complete and utter shit.
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Harveyjames - 2011-01-22
I think the timing on this game is perfect. 5 years ago it would have felt like the drunk uncle who turned up late to the party. Now, though, when even meatheaded shooters like Gears Of War and Halo are striving for dignity and to be taken seriously, it feels like a blast of fresh air.
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Sudan no1 - 2011-01-23 "when even meatheaded shooters like Gears Of War and Halo are striving for dignity and to be taken seriously"
I know that shit is hilarious
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exar_kun - 2011-01-22
I still have my gamepro which proclaims the release date Summer of 97. Truth is after this long it doesn't matter how good or bad the game is, all the pretentious whiners are going to complain about it and tear it down. It looks like it stays true to the spirit of Duke Nukem 3D, if thats not enough go back to your Little Big Planets and your Kinetics, Hippies.
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JimL2 - 2011-01-23 ^^^^^thisguyys lokin for an alien toilet to park his bricks!!!
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Caminante Nocturno - 2011-01-22
Sometimes, a celebrity long past their prime and relevance will attempt a comeback, and people will wish for their success out of pity even as they resolve to have no part in it.
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sickbacchus - 2011-01-22
Five stars pretty much because we have almost run the gamut of opinions in the comments. Personally, I just think that it's hilarious that someone is coming out with a game that should have been released 10 years ago by releasing a game that might have been interesting 10 years ago.
People still play games like this? And find them funny and/or interesting?
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Sudan no1 - 2011-01-23 asian people look at this and say "NOW WE EVEN FOR RAPELAY"
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Quad9Damage - 2011-01-22
I'm amazed that this game is coming out and part of me still doesn't believe it.
The first time I read about DNF was in "PC Accelerator." PC ACCELERATOR!
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StanleyPain - 2011-01-23
When gearbox first got a whole of this, it sounded and looked like it might be a cool game, history aside. Now it just looks like shit.
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FABIO - 2011-01-23 Isn't Gearbox the go to company for dumping unwanted PC shit on? Aren't they notorious for fucking shit up?
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fatatty - 2011-01-23
Got a hold of this. Not a whole of this.
5 STARS!
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boner - 2011-01-23
Stars because I looked up Duke's voice actor on Wikipedia, which led me to a page titled "Dudebro: My Shit Is Fucked Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time".
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