FEAR THIS FUTURE
Oh, look, there's a rape machine
I'd go outside if it looks the other way
You wouldn't believce
The things they do
He won't complain.
OH GOD OH GOD
It wouldn't be a murder.
He knows his customers.
He loves to coddle, he read a book
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I think fuckingmachines.com has this guy beat by a wide margin.
The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
For the ladies!
Does it have a Roboplegic wrongcock, or is that sold separately?
|Jet Bin Fever |
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