Who the fuck is Jay Herrod and why does he claim to be famous, claim to be personal friends with Gomez and claim to know how to please a woman?
This is why the world can't have any Selenas for very long.
I don't know much about this Selena Gomez, asides from
a)she's the star of one of those tween-skewed sitcoms on the Disney Channel
b)she seems to inspire creepy thoughts in creepy internet creeps all over
The important and under-reported thing about her is that she's a Hispanic actress who has noticeably dark skin, yet it's almost always photoshopped as white as possible on movie posters and in promo photos.
Oh, that and someone pointed out this super special section of TV Tropes involving said sitcom to me - with the tagline "this is probably one of the grossest things on TV Tropes". A section that was deleted a couple of times after some protests but the big wheels over at TVTropes brought it back. I think it illustrates my point in re:internet creeps and Selena Gomez
I'm guessing the authors of that page are less likely old dudes and more likely boring tweens who watch the show and want something to OMG about.
Still, it makes the reams of comic book minutia on tvtropes seem like a compelling read. So I guess it's pretty evil.
To be fair, this is what these networks probably want. Not to this extreme, but the sex. Disney and Nickelodeon make shows with sexy, young starlets and push them into the limelight for male attention. Dan Schneider from Nick is pretty bad at this. He's now notorious for getting cute young girls like Miranda Cosgrove and Victoria Justice and putting them and their secondary characters in sexual situations of some sort. And he is a massive foot fetishist and involves feet in any way possible. To kids, this is just funny but to adults, it's a fetish and Jay Herrod is the type of audience that gets.
Kenneth Parcell, aged 30 years.
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There he goes with inviting people to kiss his ass again.
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