|themilkshark - 2011-01-31 |
...Aaaaaand we're back!
|Quad9Damage - 2011-01-31 |
He can't disguise his voice very well, and it's hard to miss the man-tits.
... plus the sports bra.
And he's got a towel on his head to disguise his face.
|chumbucket - 2011-01-31 |
the undeniable posture
and he has one of the most distinctive vocal patterns ever
|NewHeavenSalesman - 2011-01-31 |
Cobra Commander really let himself go.
Also, once he was accepted into the message board, he attempted to scare the trolls into not digging up his dog's grave by saying that his imposter persona was attacked by the ghosts of the dog and 8-year-old Chris-chan. No, really.
One day, Mark, you will be poeTV's very own Chris-chan.
Step 1. Fatten you up.
I reckon that's it.
|RocketBlender - 2011-01-31 |
Jesus, after this video, I went over to the front page of the CWCki to read the article, only to discover that in the month chris was gone, they got their fix by tracking every detail they could about his PlayStation activity. That's really sad. I don't know who'se worse anymore.
if you add both groups, the sum represents the furthest possible distance from a human vagina that is theoretically possible in reality
Actually, if I remember right, Cogsdev who owns the site or runs it or whatever is a woman. There are several other prolific CWC trolls that are women - one of them is behind those sarcastic youtube videos where CWC's comics are read. In that woman's case she tried to help him and eventually got so frustrated with him that she switched sides.
Oh, and also last I knew that YouTube site that archives all his videos was run by a lady.
|Ghoul - 2011-01-31 |
His posture, tits, gut and voice all give him away. He might as well have been wearing his standard polo shirt.
|StanleyPain - 2011-01-31 |
As of this moment, "ALL OF YOU ARE THE HOMOS. JENKINSJENKIES IS NOT MEEEEEEE. TAKE DOWN THE CWCKI NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW ALL OF YOU ARE THE HOMOS. JENKINSJENKIES IS NOT MEEEEEEE. TAKE DOWN THE CWCKI NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW " is spammed across the entirety of the CWCwiki front page....
|Rosebeekee - 2011-01-31 |
I don't see any piles of garbage or children's toys in the background. Did his family actually clean their hazmat zone of a house?
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2011-01-31 |
Christ, he's gotten fatter.
|Oscar Wildcat - 2011-01-31 |
Seriously, Chris needs to team up with Goldman Sachs for his IPO. If LOLCats can get 30million, imagine what Chris could do, given his internet star power.
|Udderdude - 2011-01-31 |
You know CWC has been in league with the trolls for more than year now, right? How else do you explain this? http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Magical_Man_Potion
And BTW I am not saying CWC isn't a sad bastard, it's just that most of the "Crazier" stuff he's done in the past year and a half have all been staged/fake.
|RomancingTrain - 2011-01-31 |
He thinks mentioning Burger King will throw us off the trail because Chris only ever eats McDonald's.
No, he mentions it because JenkinsJinkies, trying to appear as someone else, made a page on CWCiki about a "Chris sighting" at Burger King.
|pastorofmuppets - 2011-01-31 |
He should stick with the fake voice. It's a lot less grating.
|takewithfood - 2011-02-01 |
I wish I could say that this is the dumbest thing he's ever done. But it really, really isn't.
|thebaronsdoctor - 2011-02-06 |
Christian? Who is Christian? My name is Guy Incognito
|EvilHomer - 2015-01-31 |
This was one of my favorite Chris videos. It's so perfect, in so many ways.
Trial in a week. Good luck, little buddy.
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