|Dread Pirate Roberts |
Pretty much my entire experience with Medal of Honor games.
|WHO WANTS DESSERT |
A sick burn from the guy responsible for propagating nearly every terrible 3rd-person shooter trope of the past console generation.
Oh, there's definitely a pot/kettle/black thing going on here, and the demo makes Bulletstorm seem fucking moronic even by Duke Nukem 3D standards, but I had to submit this for 500 SHEETS OF WIDE RULE LOOSE LEAF PAPER ADDED TO INVENTORY alone.
this is more People Can Fly's baby than Epic's
This could have been done a lot better.
Gotta love that they released this, but they aren't releasing a PC demo for the actual game.
Same with Crysis 2. You can fucking bet I'll pirate a game to try it if you're not putting a demo out. Even a genuine customer is then contributing to piracy due to torrent uploads. Makes perfect goddamn sense.
Crysis was never a game that people play for fun anyway. All it ever was was a tool to show off your computer with. Don't know why people are getting so riled over a sequel.
The only shooter I've had more fun with in the last 5 years was STALKER:SoC. Crysis was an amazingly fun romp for the first 3/4ths until some of the alien bits and even those with the suit powers were more entertaining than the generic gray slop of modern shooter games. I've always thought that people who hated Crysis either wrote it off as a gimmick having never played it (likely due to having shit computers) or tried to play it as Gears of Modern Ops without using any of the suit powers.
But that's just like my opinion, man.
The ranking system killed me. Then the game gave me a new rank.
Only kill me in slow motion
Funny, but pretty much all FPSes are basically the same shit nowadays, no matter kind of weird gimmicks they try to insert. Bulletstorm, from what I've seen of it, is pretty, but basically the same heavily scripted FPS thing that's been ape-ing Half Life 2 since forever.
|Jet Bin Fever |
boringgg. The only thing to get me to play these games are the promise of getting nuked and slowly crawling to my death. Now that's entertainment.
Fucking killed me with the ultra Pro-American thumbs up at the end.
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