Needs some sort of "fat people" tag. You know... for the people whose panniculus (panniculii????) prevents them from bending over and touching their toes.

Needs a "Rex Ryan" tag.

Needs a "SFW fetish" tag.

Stick it on the wall? What?

Those bristles do not look gentle.

Nice, a bacteria farm

Isn't it excruciatingly hard to do the basic things in life? Sure, we all do. Luckily, there is a product that fits the active lifestyles of amorphous blobs such as yourself. Yes, it does all this and more! But that's not all! Buy one now, and we'll double your shipping and handling charges! Call now! Operators are standing by, smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee.

..and your hands! TIRED OF HAVING TO LIFT THEM AND MANEUVER THEM AROUND IN ORDER TO CLEAN THEM??? THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY!!

DOOP DOOP DOOP

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=84661

More like why the terrorists have rough, cracked heels.

Best YT comment: "They need to make something like this for dicks"

At first it's like, big deal, every YT video has that comment. But it actually works for this one!

Completely pointless computer simulation at :35.