I love action movies where the hero is always on the verge of tears.

Contrary to what Charlton Heston and the NRA would have you believe, guns _do_ in fact kill people.

Whoever edited this trailer must have done a lot of lying on their resum�.

YOU CHANGED THE COOOOOOOOOODE!

So I looked up this David A. Prior guy...

Can we make an entire movie about how cool this gun we made up is?

Not "should we", thankfully.

starring the bastard son of Bill Nye and Bruce Campbell!

Oh, it blows all right.

This was actually the first screenplay of the writer for Full Life Consequences. Amazingly he wrote it in the 6th grade.