Corman's Inferno They don't need to. At this point, furries will buy anything the Sonic franchise shits out.
cognitivedissonance The only thing worse than Sonic the Hedgehog fetishists are RUSSIAN Sonic the Hedgehog fetishists. So, bravo.
themilkshark What's Sonic so mad about? This girl just resurrected him, and he's pissed off for the rest of the video! Guess the afterlife beats fighting some Japanese game boss cliche.
fedex he's not pissed off, he's just modeled that way
Triggerbaby Team Sonic took a long look at Kingdom Hearts and decided that they were the competition.
memedumpster Cartoon sex is the only sex the human species will be aware of by 2050. No one will identify their own inherent sex drive as "human" instead opting to identify with marketed toy franchises. All children will be raped as a matter of social norm.