Now if only Hammond had thought of equipping turrets with never-ending bullets on the cars in the movie, that whole crisis could have been averted.

Who'd Hammond hire to convert old roller-coasters into dirt-covered and partially submerged roads?

So fast they should have gotten Napalm Death or the Bad Brains or Agoraphobic Nosebleed to do the soundtrack.

So many spent quarters on this god damn game.

All tags should be 'die again you dinosaur cunts'.

The Wii was basically tailor made to run games like this, yet all it gets is one dumb party game after another.

For shame Nintendo.

Man I miss rail shooters.

Lost World was way better.

The music makes it sound like you're shooting dinosaurs while pursued by a bunch of guys in a beat-up Chevy Apache because you stumbled across their moonshine still and are afraid you'll get word to the sheriff.

Police Squad goes to Jurassic Park.

I didn't remember it being this insane. Then again, I never played it, just looked at it with mixed feelings. Even back then the whole arcade machine, with a rocking half of a jeep and all, just seemed like an neverending portal for quarters and lost tempers.

Rather disappointed that the final boss wasn't Newman's head firing seeker rockets and an interruptable lazer blast, but what can you do?

i want to deduct infinite stars because he's playing alone but my sister and i spent probably hundreds of dollars on this and never got past the triceratops

We need a video of Area 51, which gets my vote for "Best Arcade Shooter Ever Created Ever".

at 7:10 the sound falls away and we realize we've reached the point of dino-slaughtering zen.