KNOW HIM BY HIS ALIAS: KLEPTO THE...CAT
HE STOLE...KELLY MCLELLAND'S BIKINI BOTTOM
And then he stole our hearts... *hurk* sorry, that made me puke a little.
for the shot of him carrying the dinosaur
I think that's gotta be some kind of female undergarment.
|Sean Robinson |
I mean, they seem to keep everything that he takes. They have it all cataloged (CAT-a-LOG'd) and such.
I think the neighbourhood lives in fear.
|The Mothership |
Should have named him Sinbad.
A purr-fect night for a heist.
There's a bat no one has noticed yet that is always flying around him, trying to stop his antics.
He steals bikini bottoms because he loves pussy.
night vision camera footage, I would watch that channel all night
A wild guess on this ... Dusty is doing some hunting for his owners, and is bringing back the sorts of prey he thinks they like. That would make him both very considerate and very intelligent.
One time a cat hunted me a loaf of bread: he dragged it out of the kitchen by its "neck" (the twisted part of the bag) and set it on my pillow. He's also left me mouse heads, which I have less use for.
alternate theory: dusty is a fucking jerk.
Dusty has to support his catnip habit somehow.
Looks like this cat burglar just got caught... in a feline-y. Luckily his Cattorney had it reduced... to a misdemeownour.
Your comment is littered with puns. You need to paws and think about what mew just did.
Kitty Hoarders, coming soon to TLC.
Kitty is Buddhist and is merely trying to relieve people of their unnecessary attachments.
Here's an idea: how about you keep your thieving fucking cat indoors at night?
Yeah, for real. Adorable or not, things cost money!
|Jet Bin Fever |
Cat belongs behind BARS.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Adorably slow news day.
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