|Xiphias - 2011-02-16 |
We better do what he says, guys! He's serious!
|Dinanukht - 2011-02-16 |
I will marry my dog and post the ceremony on youtube to promote bigotry... just like Martin Luther King!
|Adham Nu'man - 2011-02-16 |
Rambling idiot or comedy genius?
|Ocyrus - 2011-02-16 |
Two points here: I've never seen the misspelling of "a ware" before... congrats.
And, what piece am I supposed to be holding? Currently, I have in my hand one rook, one top hat, and a checker. Do I need to open more board games up to hold on to other pieces as well?
|Ersatz - 2011-02-16 |
It's about time. Too many people are cohabitating with their dogs without marrying them, and it weakens the relationship. Barely 10% of dog relationships last 15 years. And some people even have two -- or MORE! -- dogs at the same time.
It isn't right. It's time to restore rectitude and propriety to canine-human relationships, and get back to what our parents and grandparents did: MARRY OUR DOGS.
As long as you're marrying an opposite-sex dog. Marrying a same-sex dog is abhorrent to God.
|Hay Belly - 2011-02-16 |
See, it's because gay people are the same as dogs. Everyone knows this. We can't treat blacks like dogs anymore, the gays are all we have left. Come on!
|Smellvin - 2011-02-16 |
I honestly don't see the problem with people marrying dogs. Even if it were legal, so what? As long as you're not raping the dog, what harm does it do anyone? I guess the dog would get a break on his income taxes?
|Mother_Puncher - 2011-02-16 |
Referencing Martin Luther King Jr. in a video with anti-civil rights purposes. Classy. This guy follows For The Record where Molotov compared homosexuality with bestiality.
The additional irony of using a song that contains the lyrics "we've got the right to choose" obviously also flew right over his head.
|Dr Dim - 2011-02-16 |
To be fair that's a pretty sexy dog.
|Xenocide - 2011-02-16 |
So long as the dog has the right to ask for a divorce.
|twinkieafternoon - 2011-02-16 |
I think the only living arrangement between a man and a dog should be a civil union, and they should be happy with that. Anything else would be an insult to this great land, and to God.
|Severian - 2011-02-16 |
"Forever hold your piece."
Goddamn Poe's law.
Poe's law indeed. This hits too many dumbass conservative tropes.... OR MAYBE NOT ENOUGH!
|StanleyPain - 2011-02-16 |
I love this weird obsession that pigfuckers have (excuse the expression) with comparing gay marriage to bestiality. It's especially interesting since a few of the states that are striving the hardest to ban gay marriage (and gays in general) seem to be also striving to lessen their bestiality laws.
|Billy the Poet - 2011-02-16 |
And if the government doesn't abolish the Federal Reserve, I WILL MARRY MY DOG!
And if Barack Obama doesn't hand me a personal check for a million dollars, I WILL MARRY MY DOG!!
And if Jesus Christ doesn't personally appear in public and tell me not to marry my dog...
|Robin Kestrel - 2011-02-16 |
Rick Santorum was right.
|revdrew - 2011-02-16 |
Just wants to fuck a dog.
|joelkazoo - 2011-02-16 |
Aw, for fuck sakes!
|CornOnTheCabre - 2011-02-17 |
I am in favor of this man making an ass of himself for all eternity.
|dead_cat - 2011-02-17 |
I'm seeing some rather significant problems with this guy's plan.
|dead_cat - 2011-02-17 |
OK, so upon inspection this is heavyhandofgod's only upload. That, and the sheer insanity of this video (along with the last little bit of faith I have left in humanity), lead me to suspect this is all some form of troll.
|phalsebob - 2011-02-17 |
Sir, I assure you, I am not a ware.
|citrusmirakel - 2011-02-17 |
This video is what would happen if one of the Lonely Island guys figured out how to be more intolerably smug.
|Chalkdust - 2012-03-23 |
next thing you know, they'll let men and women get married!
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