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Desc:if by 'train' you mean force-feeds them steel balls and has magnets under the tank
Category:Stunts, Horror
Tags:Goldfish, Magic, China, Fake, magnets
Submitted:fedex
Date:02/17/11
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Comment count is 26
dementomstie
F***ing Fish! How do they work?
gmol
Horror, really?
I mean force feeding them steel balls is a touch better than, I don't know, putting a hook through them and cutting them open then frying their bodies in a pan?
fedex
thats after the show

Shoebox Joe
You'rea furry, aren't you gmol?

Shoebox Joe
Look at me!Look at me! I love animals but hate hue - mans! They suck!

Don't clear furests youfaggy hue - mans.

Shoebox Joe
gmol loves fucking fish.

HE LOVES FISHSTICKS YOU GUYS!!!

Shoebox Joe
Oh yeah, they get cooked alive after they have lived half of their life span desperately starving as the balls displace a large amount of what actual food they can take in and constantly deprives them of their daily, bare essential quantity of nutrients but that is if the trainer is actually generous enough and/or the fish being strong enough to muscle out all of the foodfor itself.

You fucking fur fag.

Rape Van Winkle
Shoebox Joe is taking your comment hard.

Hooker
People sure get upset over the basic rights of goldfish.

fedex
OK, here's the horror part

Imagine if someone shoved a half-pound of steel shot down your throat (or up your ass) and then proceeded to drag you around the floor and up the walls using a junkyard crane magnet. THROUGH the walls.

spikestoyiu
Are the fish alive while frying them? Apparently I've been doing it wrong.

Anaxagoras
They should be alive, yes. Also, you're supposed to maniacally cackle the whole time they're cooking. It kinda hurts the throat after a couple minutes, but propriety must be observed.

Hooker
Okay, here's the who cares bit: they're goldfish.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
you're trying too hard, bro

Dr Dim
He has that fish up his skirt the whole time?

The most impressive thing was that the guy underneath can keep track of which ones are red and which ones are black.
SolRo
The most amazing thing is how quickly those fish swim without using their fins

Naugaskins
Ba bada ba bada ba bada shoujin.

What?


Why does he look so effeminate?
Rape Van Winkle
He used the phrase "boppita boppita boppita" several times. Now I am convinced that Chinese people speak fake Chinese the same as white people do, but to fuck with white people.
Dr Dim
I think he's saying from father to father to father (baba is father), like his fish molesting is an ancient secret.

Rape Van Winkle
Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

Cuntipede
These fish have balls of steel.
dementomstie
Also His Balls Are Huge Tag?

poorwill
Also his balls are fake.

GravidWithHate
The Chinese have a gift for animal cruelty matched only by the French.
fedex
actually I think they just couldn't really give a fuck and, culturally speaking, can't understand our sentimental attachment to animals as anything beyond #4 With Brown Sauce

Lurchi
That's just how Tuan Jim rolls.
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