Mother_Puncher 
John Carpenter's take on a classic story of a horrible monster...
...Stolen by people who thought The Village was cool.
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Mother_Puncher I mean the part where the old guy was getting paranoid about the wolf being one of them is kind of Carpenter's schtick. And ripped from The Thing.
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Cena_mark Good. Nobody talks smack about Carpenter on my watch.
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TimidAres
Yet another movie made to get a quick buck from the masses who dont understand the art of film whatsoever.
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Mother_Puncher Why would you 1-star it? What you just mentioned seems pretty evil to me.
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TimidAres truth.
I add an imaginary 4 stars to this submission.
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poorwill
I am afraid of the fact that 'twighlight' is a linked tag.
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Mother_Puncher I totally thought it was a "Transmorphers" style knock-off of another blockbuster.
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Squeamish
So... this is a joke, right?
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StanleyPain
Gary Oldman has been doing some amazingly shit movies lately. I mean, I know he's gotta pay the bills, but damn.
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dead_cat
Yeah, this is awful.
PREDICTIONS:
- it ends with her siding with the wolf, because that would be edgy and undermine the idiot folktale it's based on, and like NOBODY'S ever done that before, maaaan.
OR
- it ends with her suddenly turning into an action hero and beating the life out of the wolf, because a scene like that is all empowering and shit, and totally makes up for the actress having to star in such an uninspired pile of celluloid vomit to get to it.
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BHWW
What's next, a dark, edgy take on "The Three Billy Goats Gruff"?
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Squeamish The Old Woman who lived in a Doc Marten.
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kingarthur
Isn't the original folk tale dark and edgy enough prior to it's inevitable Disneyfication?
You want to see a good reinterpretation of Red Riding Hood, go rent Freeway.
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Billy the Poet I was thinking "Company of Wolves" which was ten years before that, and was about the last time it was clever to add 3dge to a children's story.
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Caminante Nocturno
5 stars for not being Tim Burton.
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Billy the Poet
We've arranged for you to marry this slab of steak with an anachronistic haircut.
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Nikon
Wow, that looks like something rifftrax could tear apart with gusto.
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