TO AVOID FAINTING
IT'S ONLY A DRAMATISATION!!!!
...ONLY A DRAMATISATION!!!
...Only A Dramatisation!!
...only a dramatisation!
Skip to 1:25 to see the AntiChrist cut a wrestling promo.
I've never watched wrestling, but I'd consider it if Satan himself was in it.
Why are Christians so scared of the Anti-Christ and the Devil and all that shit? They always seemed like the most non-threatening and pointless "enemies" ever...they could never seem to accomplish much of anything and were always defeated by the most ridiculous bullshit in all of the religious stories (well, Christian ones at least).
I like how in order to keep things with the times the whole modern, Rapture-based interpretation of the bible they had to basically turn the Antichrist into a slick businessman or politician to at least have SOME air of believable evil.
So, Satan is basically Cobra Commander?
"THIS IS ONLY A DRAMATIZATION."
I honestly think that the people who believe in this horseshit would need a disclaimer like that.
Now we're just gonna have a little interview, for the purpose of causality violation. This is not a dream... not a dream. This is a dramatization.
|Innocent Bystander |
Ooooooo! I'm anti-christ and I'm a ghost, ooooo!
Pales in comparison to this interview with the Antichrist:
"Adventures of Mark Twain - The Mysterious Stranger"
The Anti Christ reminds me of that trendy pick up artist fuckwit "Mystery."
|Circulatory Man |
What a weird looking lady.
On the outside, I'm smiling. On the inside, I'm both giggling unrepentant and sad for people who believe this.
THIS IS NOT A DREAM.
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