duck&cover He was fucking around in the woods. Squeal like a pig! Squeal!
Corpus Delectable The funny thing is that, in Tennessee, they sell a plastic whiskey jug with a molded-in handle, for just his particular demographic, namely, 18-24-year-old tea-party-conservative jew-hating drunk fat-asses.
Way to go, Free Market!
VoilaIntruder This is an awful advertisement for McCormick(?) Whiskey.
Toenails Why would anyone fill up a whiskey bottle with maple syrup?
MrBuddy I'd give it a 50/50 that this is a parody.
Zarathustra00 We've been chemically phlebotomized?
Phlebotomy: Obtaining blood from a vein.
I always knew the Jews were sneaking into my house at night and stealing my blood.