eatenmyeyes Jessie Ventura + Freddie Mercury = Mike Haggar
Riskbreaker Haggar appeared for the first time in the vg world in 1989, one year before Ventura ran for mayor. I think it's safe to say who inspired who to take on politics.
Udderdude Hanging around the oval office in his street fighting clothes.
StanleyPain President Mike Haggar has an interesting ring to it.
themilkshark I knew he'd one day run the entire country.
kingofthenothing spoiler alert: all the endings are equally retarded.
fatatty Taking themselves seriously would have been retarded.
garcet71283 There is nothing retarded about a Haggar presidency.
Mike Haggar is change I can believe in.
Jet Bin Fever Executive Order 4638-A: Starting January 1st, all citizens of the United States will refrain from wearing belts on their waist, instead redirecting this belt over their torsos. Alternatively, suspenders without a shirt may be worn in lieu if a belt is not available.
Caminante Nocturno 1st day in office: Has luncheon with various world leaders.
2nd day in office: Piledrives Boehner off the Capital building.