|Nyms Lives! |
Spoiler: It was a witch
Cute. But the set-up and mission activities are strange if this is a secret mission. It would work better with cosmonauts.
|The Mothership |
Aww, I was hoping for a squid and a sperm whale.
Still looks fun though.
|Hammer Falls |
Hellraiser 4, Jason X, Leprechaun whatever IN SPACE... when horror franchises go to space, it's a sign of going irrelevant.
While not a franchise, I hope this begins the moratorium on fake docu-horror movies.
(Yes, I know it won't. Paranormal Activity 3 is already slated for this October.)
|Robin Kestrel |
Don't just stand there in the base, idiots... go get the fucking flag back! Noobs.
SPOILER: MOON MADNESS
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
It looks stupid. Here's 5 stars.
Is this like "Moontrap" with the guy who played Chekov?
houston, we have a problem.
|Esperma de Mutante |
Should've been Russian moon zombies.
|Macho Nacho |
A Conspiracy Theorist's wet dream movie.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Naaa, I'll just go watch Moon again.
|Spit Spingola |
Who the fuck would sit through a whole movie of this?
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