Nyms Lives!     Spoiler: It was a witch
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Sundry      Cute. But the set-up and mission activities are strange if this is a secret mission. It would work better with cosmonauts.
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The Mothership      Aww, I was hoping for a squid and a sperm whale.
Still looks fun though.
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Hammer Falls     Hellraiser 4, Jason X, Leprechaun whatever IN SPACE... when horror franchises go to space, it's a sign of going irrelevant.
While not a franchise, I hope this begins the moratorium on fake docu-horror movies.
(Yes, I know it won't. Paranormal Activity 3 is already slated for this October.)
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Robin Kestrel      Don't just stand there in the base, idiots... go get the fucking flag back! Noobs.
SPOILER: MOON MADNESS
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious      It looks stupid. Here's 5 stars.
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duck&cover      Is this like "Moontrap" with the guy who played Chekov?
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thisiszacharygray     houston, we have a problem.
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Esperma de Mutante     Should've been Russian moon zombies.
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Macho Nacho      A Conspiracy Theorist's wet dream movie.
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Jet Bin Fever    Naaa, I'll just go watch Moon again.
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Spit Spingola      Who the fuck would sit through a whole movie of this?
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