|Banal Intercourse |
I keep my long stabby thing in the bed with me, under the covers, with my hand firmly gripping it all night long.
I mean... I live in a bad neighborhood.
Seriously though, Australia.
Between the .au and the actual possession of knives...
Fuck, I always spell that word wrong! Fixed it though, for what it's worth.
|The Mothership |
Her deadpan delivery makes this; she knew she was going to fuck with her male co-hosts as soon as he said 'stabby thing'. What I can't tell is whether the last guy meant to lay down the masturbation one liner, or if it was just an ejaculation.
My god, that was funny. I think the gents made a solid move in leaving the scene while their employment was still intact.
What the FFF...
The funniest thing to come out of Austrailia is the news.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
You're tempting a dupe with those tags.
He uses its long, pulsing, throbbing, tumuscent stabbing skills to attack the bad guys. Long story short, one more break-in and we're getting a divorce.
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