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Desc:Where does one put the food?
Category:Classic TV Clips, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:sandra lee, food network
Submitted:Panzerschlag
Date:02/23/11
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Comment count is 30
klingerbgoode
I think somebody had seven or eight peach vodka cocktails before starting the show there
thebaronsdoctor
Well they had to keep reshooting the scene with the cocktails because Sandra kept flubbing her lines. And it would be a shame to let those cocktails go to waste...

Tom Collins
Any juice + flavoured vodka + sparkling wine, amiright?

"Hey, I'm going to show you how to make a tramp buck's fizz with vodka."
The Mothership
Oh god the plates. This looks like something out of Lil' Jon's guide to home decorating.
Kumquatxop
Actually I am pretty sure that show would be entirely more palatable

Menudo con queso
The First Lady of the State Of New York, ladies and gentlemen. Sort of.
Rudy
The notes read:

"To Whom It May Concern: An insane lady has me trapped in the basement and is forcing me to staple gold-painted garbage to chairs. The key is in her "dinner jacket". Please hurry, the fumes will soon overpower me. Signed, A.C."
boner
Be advised not to accept her invitation to candlelight supper.
Riskbreaker
Even grandma will think this looks stupid.
mouser
There's a fucking chair on the table?!
THA SUGAH RAIN
A gold spray painted chair. With "ratty old fringe on it". If I saw that I'd A.) step outside on my cellphone and peel rubber or B.) Drink a couple of those peach vodkas and take it all in.

Grandmaster Funk
Well loudly boasting about your garish, gold-edged china will prove once and for all that you have escape your white trash roots!

Shanghai Tippytap
First impression: That's a mommy drink right there.

Second impression: Jesus fuck this is the penis-replacing monster truck car of the suburban housewife.

I've seen the blindfold appetizers. I've seen the goldfish dying slowly in centerpiece wine glasses. I've seen the moms with something to prove, and it is horrible.
Hay Belly
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Kwanzaa cakes on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched gold chairs glitter in the darkness at the dinner table. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.

violenza
canned glazed stars

Rodents of Unusual Size
the black hole of tasteless remorse eating everything, even the vacuum, all the twinkling stars of failure being eclipsed and slowly burning out...

grimcity
Not eclectic, schizophrenic.
namtar
Never trust a skinny cook.

of course she doesn't really cook much...
kwash
A non-Euclidean mash of colors and shapes.
sosage
I'm convinced she is top tier trolling with that chair.
theSnake
Why is that bottle of Vodka half empty already...
ToucheTurtle
If I went to a dinner party where the hostess had decorated like that I think I'd be having a quiet word with the host to see if they were getting help.

Actually, if someone just said the word "tablescape" I'd ask if they'd sought psychiatric help.
Macho Nacho
BeeeYOUtiful.
Tom Collins
On the bright side, if you like getting shitfaced and secretly high before decorating hotdogs, then...
Jet Bin Fever
The people at Hobby Lobby must LOVE this shit.
cognitivedissonance
What WE are thinking of THIS is exactly what the Sans-Culottes thought of Le Petit Trianon.
chumbucket
I'm assuming her bed is buried in 50 decorative pillows
twinkieafternoon
I expect this from Lil' John, Miss Lee. And I expect him to pull it off without all the passive aggressivism.
numb
I made one of her rum drinks once. I like rum, and that thing had way too much rum in it.
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