DrDoalot Holy shit! General be-traeus! I'll have to remember that one!
phalsebob The easiest way to sneak something into the sea is through a vast yet very public conspiracy.
Rudy And the best way to attract people to your crazy-ass YouTube channel is a catchy intro:
Welcome to the What Is God network where we're wig-n-out on the thiiings of Goooooood!
Mother_Puncher The spill will warrant an environmental clean-up center which will be a cover-up for the new Metal Gear. Which will be a cover-up for a cover-up for a cover-up.
StanleyPain SPOILER: everyone involved in the cover-up died 40 years ago and is now being simulated by a giant, neural net computer that only exists in the dreams of Miley Cyrus, who never actually existed anyway.
Dinanukht Don't call it a spill. If you call it a spill you don't have respect for the truth and he will delete your comments.