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Desc:Jesus made the internet.
Category:Religious, Cartoons & Animation
Tags:douche, for the record, Douchey McDoucherson, Molotov Mitchell, vile intellectually dishonest son of a bitch
Submitted:What about the Danger
Date:02/25/11
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Comment count is 19
Mother_Puncher - 2011-02-25
I like how this guy went to a parallel universe to find this out for me and that he knows for fact that if Jesus didn't exist, the world would unravel. What a unique and deep understanding this man has
Konversekid - 2011-02-25
Lie... check!
Lie... check!
Lie... check!
Another lie... check!
Muslim joke... check!

Looks like the script for this video is already to go.
memedumpster - 2011-02-25
I know a certain deity who could gain my devotion just by killing ONE person. What say, Big Guy?

Fine.

I know a certain cosmic adversary who could gain my soul just by killing ONE person. What say, Red Guy?

Sheesh.

I know a certain crack addict who can get for crack...
Oscar Wildcat - 2011-02-25
I stopped at about 1:50 where he summarizes what the world is actually like today, as being what the world would be like without Jeebus. Pretty evil, this.
Mother_Puncher - 2011-02-26
His assumption that existence works like this is ridiculous and insanely stupid. His idea can be summarized as so:

What is Urkel was taken out of Family Matters? It would be chaos. Who would say his lines? The jokes wouldn't be the same. The show wouldn't be the same. No one would ever take his place and the show could never deal with it.

In an alternate universe, the people have something we don't but we don't miss because it isn't essential to our survival. Even if this shit was true, it would mean the world would be different from how we know it now but not objectively bad like this asshole wants us to think.

Volbard - 2011-02-25
Wait, cannibalism and human sacrifice summoned Jesus?
charmlessman - 2011-02-25
So, what this boils down to is, if Jesus had never been born (Pro Tip: He wasn't) then white people wouldn't be in charge?

Got it.
Toenails - 2011-02-25
His reference for the world being filled with cannibals without Jesus is "Watch Apocalypto".
Macho Nacho - 2011-02-25
The world wouldn't be much different with or without Douchey McDoucherson here.
hornung - 2011-02-25
He makes a good point. Things have been invented in the past 2000 years.
dystopianfuturetoday - 2011-02-25
I've got an even better way to see what the world would look like had Jesus never been born: visual perception.
charmlessman - 2011-03-02
Now if only we could see what the world looked like if people didn't believe he had been born.

Maggot Brain - 2011-02-25
I'm not sure of all this technological and social improvement that wouldn't have if it wasn't for Jesus of Nazareth being born but I'll tell you this much; there would have been a lot more Zoroastrians around to celibate Yalda with!
Nithing - 2011-02-25
FUCK YOU MOLOTOV MITCHELL etched across the sky in supernova.


TeenerTot - 2011-02-25
I can't even begin to express how douchey I find this.
Mother_Puncher - 2011-02-25
This is really a 2 part video because the combination of this and the Islam video NEED to be watched back-to-back to get the full horror.
Mister Yuck - 2011-02-26
Thanks for that. Now I feel sick.

Cena_mark - 2011-02-25
How did East Asia civilize without Jesus?
IrishWhiskey - 2011-08-09
Without America, we wouldn't have vaccines, or microscopes.
Two things which weren't invented in America.

It must take effort to keep his mind oblivious to all of history and science outside what he read in his fundamentalist homeschooling and Ann Coulter. I mean, you'd expect even a child to have picked up enough information to easily refute his beliefs. He must work really hard to suppress all knowledge he's accidentally exposed to.

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