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Category:Educational
Tags:sword, its still real to me dammit, scabbard, lindybeige
Submitted:Albuquerque Halsey
Date:02/26/11
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Comment count is 23
Kumquatxop
You mean pistols actually don't make a SSSSHK-CHIK! noise every time you pull them from their holster?

:0
Iron Xides
oddly enough some of the sword-drawing noises sounded like fake gun-drawing noises

nice ending

Sundry
This is the right way to be a dork about swords.

Also, snide remarks about Katana fanboys. And the following videos are quite educational too.
cognitivedissonance
Sword fanboys are nowhere near as bad as armor nerds. I once had one at my D&D table yammering on about how his falchion was so fancy, and afterwards I never invited him back.

Jesus christ, the subject of falchions still enrages me to this day.

theSnake
yeah I fuckin HATE it when a nerds ruin my D&D game with their shit

Mr. Purple Cat Esq.
this guy seems very reasonable... ... wait why does he have so many swords!!??
phalsebob
Who cares... 5 for katana plonkers.

urbanelf
For the word or for the plonkers themselves?

Samisyosam
There are additions to this video that go on for almost half an hour. It's all brilliant.
pastorofmuppets
WE'VE BEEN HAD. It also turns out that ugly girls aren't just hot girls wearing cheap glasses, beer doesn't make you the life of the party, and zooming in on a photo doesn't add detail to it.
lucienpsinger
Well, not until you press the "enhance" button.

Raggamuffin
Fuck sake...

They make that sound in movies for the same reason every punch makes a whoosh sound, pistols sound like high powered rifles when they fire, and people falling off something high make a whilhelm scream. Because it rocks.

Can you imagine having to go to a movie with this dude, talking about how inaccurate it is the whole time?
Sundry
Nobody is allowed to make a point in a charming way during Raggamuffin's watch.

Raggamuffin
Damn straight

Raggamuffin
PS

Don't mess with swords!
Hamburdracula
I made that same point when watching LOtR. Totally took me out of the movie.
hornung
this guy is worse than slagathor
kingofthenothing
He's pointing out flaws in movies. I don't see how this compares.

Shoebox Joe
He's also ragging on Katana Plonkers, and from the sound of it, people who don't own Katana's yet go bat shit crazy over them or assume they just haven't "mastered" the art of the sword to make said noise.

I have no clue what a katana plonker is, but I'm pretty sure this guy wants them to emulate the phallus simile and shove them where the sun don't shine.

I for one salute this guy.

GravidWithHate
My dad had an infantry officer's sword with a metal scabbard lined with leather.

When you drew it it made a metal scraping noise as unless you were perfectly straight pulling it out, the flat of the blade would touch the metal rim of the scabbard.

So... yeah.


phalsebob
Looks like your dad was a plonker.

Iron Xides
perhaps your father's infantry officer sword was intended more for being shiny and indicating rank than laying into people

Jet Bin Fever
I love his expression during the slide whistle.
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