Buy it with the icing already on there. You're just wasting precious FarmVille time.
Basically the only food-related thing this woman knows hoe to do is to stack stuff
I'm so sorry, John Adams. I know you had expectations about the things we would study, and to be honest I don't know how it ended like this. No matter what else has happened, you did better than anyone before or after you.
Thanks for trying. I'm sorry about this and everything else.
Remember, it's VERY IMPORTANT that you cement the layers of the cake together with at least 1/2 a bag of icing. Otherwise your cake will fall apart and everyone will know the truth of your sham marriage.
YOU DO NOT PUT CARDBOARD IN A CAKE.
I wonder if when you're chewing on a mush of wet cake and unset icing if you'd choke on the liquorice...
|White Trash Party |
This combined with the other video of her using a chair as a centerpiece has me convinced she's just seeing how much shit she can get away with.
You're going to need a lot of cocktails to induce people to eat that frosted cardboard abomination!
This is like a 3-year-old's idea of cooking.
I think its clear she didn't make the demo one because the one she builds on camera looks like crap.
I'm pretty sure by this point in time the same ruling that allows FOX News to lie and be called "news" is the same one that lets the Food network exist as well.
The Catholic church disapproves of her sinful relationship with Andrew Cuomo. Seriously, they tried to make it an issue.
|Mike Tyson?! |
What in the fuck is a HOLIDAY BALL?
Things to do while drunk.
I think I got diabetes watching this.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Wait, this isn't epic meal time? I didn't see any bacon in there but still.
I don't even know where to start.
Place a few strip of toilet paper down to catch the grease. Start with one large pizza. Plop it down. Use half a can of cheeze whiz as adhesive. Place another slightly smaller pizza UPSIDE DOWN, to get perfect corners. Another half a can of cheeze whiz. Another small pizza. Cheeze whiz... F it, a big mac on top of that. Pour a sauce pot full of molten cheese all over the mother. Throw a handful of bacon bits at it a few times. Deep fry it.
|Tom Collins |
Did she use decorative silicone sealant?
No, just disgusting storebought frosting that has been tinted with liquid food coloring, and is far too thin for frosting like she's trying to. Or like I assume she's trying to. Who knows what was really going through her blitzed-out mind.
"i didn't even have to bake a thing!"
|Corpus Delectable |
I'm pretty sure she's an alcoholic.
|Billy the Poet |
CAKE IS A REWARD NOT A PUNISHMENT.
The sound effects at 2:55 of wet, icing-impregnated parchment paper actually made me queasy.
i havent even watched the video but just couldnt stop laughing at the comments, stars for all
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